May 2013
The Worst Fanfic Ever
idaman008:
rustedpantheress:
idaman008:
The final crossover, as described and role played out by The Rag-NERD-rok Crew, was My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic meets Zoobilee Zoo meets Les Miserables meets Quantum Leap meets Dead Space.
It was as good as you’d imagine it would be.
Stay tuned for the episode next Wednesday to listen for yourselves
Do I even want to know?
No, I don’t. Is...
in the spring i'll watch my step:... →
pickmanslovelymodel:
“it could be that this is some degree of sexism . m.i.a. had to deal with this with the respected website pitchfork.com where they assumed that diplo had produced all of her kala album without reading any credit list or nothing , it just had to be , it couldn´t have…
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The Worst Fanfic Ever
idaman008:
The final crossover, as described and role played out by The Rag-NERD-rok Crew, was My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic meets Zoobilee Zoo meets Les Miserables meets Quantum Leap meets Dead Space.
It was as good as you’d imagine it would be.
Stay tuned for the episode next Wednesday to listen for yourselves
Do I even want to know?
No, I don’t. Is it even worse than My...
“Jason Richwine’s dissertation is an example of scientific racism - the use of...”
– ASA Section on Racial and Ethnic Minorities
academia has come so far, but still has so far to go (via feministsociology)
“I asked all of the gay male students in the room to raise their hand if in the...”
– Gay Men’s Sexism and Women’s Bodies by Yolo Akili (via plightofthepretty)
“Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’,...”
– Terry Pratchett, Snuff (via bibliophilemartini)
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
Let me make this clear
rai-redemption:
This is cosplay
this is fun
this is expressing yourself and the chracter
for all fandoms to enjoy
no matter what YOU look like
or what gender you are
as long as you are having fun
that is cosplay
algrenion:
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
Just A Quick Note to Atheists (From an Atheist)
wretchedoftheearth:
meancloudman:
thefullmetalbitch:
Being an atheist does not erase privilege. This includes white privilege.
This also includes cis privilege, CNDP privilege, and het privilege.
Seriously, being an atheist does not erase your white privilege.
Criticizing exclusively (majority) non-white religions is racist. This includes Islam.
The existence of white Muslims does not...
Confession: I wish I had beads of subjugation for...
eshusplayground:
eshusplayground:
Every time somebody comes outta their mouth about oppression, privilege, etc. with some ignorant shit, I could just say, ”Osuwari!” (or even “Sit!).
Then BAM! Ignorant face meets keyboard.
“Not all [blank] are like that!”
(source)
“Maybe you’re just overthinking—”
(source)
“You’d be nicer to allies like me if you care about your cause.”
(source)
...
“Before one can feel rage at injustice, one has to love and fully recognise the...”
– Julia Long (via wretchedoftheearth)
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: Gosh, all you do is moan.
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
thegoddamazon:
stylinsmut:
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
Crying.
sluttyoliveoil:
shavingryansprivates:
extra slutty olive oil
heard you were talking shit
garlic-breadgasm:
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
trek-the-stars:
bigmamag:
I SHALL PLAY YOU THE...
hawkeyeagentbarton:
demmonz:
Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character
I wanna see if I’m alone here
sadspockpanda:
i’m a little chekov short and cute here is my handle AUGH PUT ME DOWN KHAN
How Not to be Predatory: A Guide for...
rogue-brainship:
gaymakeouts:
Don’t ask a girl out unless you have a minimum of 15 character references attesting to her homosexuality and unless she has “gay” tattooed on her forehead. Otherwise you are preying on a straight girl.
Don’t flirt with a girl unless she initiates it by walking up to you and saying “hello I am gay.”
Don’t attend gym class at school because changing in the same...
cleromancy:
how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated
“Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation. Where would we be without our...”
– George Carlin (via deadconsumer)
thebbcisslowlykillingme:
meulins-choice-ass:
whodoyouthinkyourefooling:
funfreacksnc:
babyferaligator:
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
find the hay in the needlestack tho
Big Magnet.
if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things
its-kili:
penandpage:
sherlockthewizardingavenger:
burnupasun:
i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together
And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out
And...